Most Helpful Girl
Yeah beat them.
And then get better at trolling.
Most Helpful Guy
I love shitting on company time
For some reason i have to shit a lot more often when its on company time snd like never when home
No. Just talk to them
No, there's always a solution, maybe try to get them to work harder by giving a meaning to their purpose of work. Or you can outright tell them that they're in the wrong and need to work and improve themselves. Every worker can work hard you just need the time and patience to let them mould into who they want to be, if they don't do any work and can't be bothered then fire them but if they want to learn and aren't there just yet then keep them until they get there
They gotta poop sometime.
Take a piece of paper and stick it on the toilet
"Under repairs due to inordinate amount of pubic hairs and semen clogging the drains" - management.
Are you trying to say your employees are full of shit, or do they have piles? Either way it's inconvenient. I have to say, you're potty to employ them.
The have them sit on toilets.
Break the toilet and dont fix it.
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