Why will no one date a simple gaurd like me?

is it because i dislike dragons and lollygagging? The jarl of whiterun tells me its because Dovahkiin is getting all the chicks.
i think its because my cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.
i would like to take a girl to the cloud district some time.
any advice?
Updates:
I appreciate the advice citizens but my cousin is the one with the arrow in the knee, not me

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  • It's because you can't go adventuring anymore. Work out that knee, visit Winterhold and see Colette Marence about restoring your knee to tip top shape.

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  • Just show her that scar on your knee. Chicks dig scars

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  • Man this made me laugh, well played.

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