What are the worst pick up lines you've heard?

Here's some I've heard:
"I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"
"Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel."
"Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!"

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  • Any of the gross, sexual kind. Some things you just don’t say to strangers. Which a lot of guys when called out or told stop will say, β€œChill bitch! I was just joking!” πŸ™„πŸ˜‘

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    • Your still young and inmature. As you get older you will actually crave for the sexually and perverted lines. Shock value is a key psychological factor in getting women's attention. I bet you still remember the guys who used those lines on you.

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  • One guy came up to me and asked if I was parking ticket because I had fine written all over me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • I know your beautiful but beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been inside you yet

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  • Him: "Hey are you single?"
    Her: "I have a boyfriend"
    Him: "And I have a math test tomorrow"
    Her: "What does that have to do with anything?"
    Him: "I thought we were listing things we could cheat on"

    Damn, funny af πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • I once asked a girl in high school if I could tie her shoes.

    So that she wouldn't fall for anyone else. πŸ˜‘

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  • "Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a foot-long."
    "Great legs, what time do they open?"
    "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"

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    • If a guy says the first two to you, you should drop him in the spot

  • What girls said to me:
    -You'll be mine tonight.
    -I like you, here's my number.
    -Why won't you come talk to me?
    -Why haven't we talked yet?

    Needless to say girls aren't very creative when it comes to pick up lines.

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  • "You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.”
    "Your parents must be terrorists because they made a bomb!"
    "Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you"
    "I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour."
    "Let's have breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?"
    Not bad eh?

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  • Roses are red violets are blue this is a gun get in the van.
    Does this rag smell like chloroform?
    Those are the worst ones I heard from someone else though I think they are a joke

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    • Hey come here *beckons with 1 finger* when she arrives "look I made you come with 1 finger imagine 2. rofl

  • "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

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  • are you a school? cause I wanna shoot kids inside u

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  • I may be every girls dream, but I'm your reality.
    Like my shirt? Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
    Want to go out with me? I have a big dick.

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  • I knew this dude that got a girls # and his first word, his first impression, first text was "boo" it was so cringy and just sad, she never answered *facepalm*

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  • β€œAre you a tide pod because you look like a snack.” No one used that on me but be damned if they do.

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  • Are you looking for a stud? I've got the STD, all I need is U.

    *Warning: If this line works for you, RUN AWAY!

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  • Help! I've fallen in love and can't get up ~grandpa

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  • I lost my phone number can I have yours
    if you spin I slide in
    hi hon, turn me on
    you have the mouth of a duck, lets fuck!

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  • As a man no one gives me pickup lines. Worst one I've probably used is "Did it hurt?" Then whatever she says say "When you fell from heaven."

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  • Me: Interested in going out with me.
    Her: Excuse me, i have a boyfriend.
    Me: Well someday you are going to need a husband.. think of it..

    after this she was pretty pissed.. but who cares i was out of there.. never seen her..

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  • Your pants must be made of mirror because I can see myself in them.

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  • I dont use pick up lines. I find that that just telling the truth works way better than lines at breaking the ice.

    When I look into your eyes I see the most amazing woman I ever seen.

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  • Did you know when someone is turned on thwere body temperature increases? (Feel for head) oh wow, lets get you home and in bed, your burning up

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  • How much does a polar bear weight... i dont know but its enough to break the ice.

    Are you wearing nickers? yes
    My watch be an hour fast.

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  • Was that an earthquake cause you just rocked my world. Were you raise on a farm cause you sure do know how to raise a cock

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  • Are you from Tennessee because you're the only Ten-I-See

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  • I don't have many and they don't just pop out one right after the other maybe if I think of anyI'll come back and add them to the llist. OK.
    Here's mine.
    You sure bo have a pritty mouth.

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  • Girl are you a school?
    Because id love to shoot kids inside of you!

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  • Einstein's law is e=m (c) square. When i look at you, i love to stare.

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  • How bout the old do u got a jersey cause I sure do want ur name and number lol

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  • "I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on You."
    "Apparently your body is around 60% water and I'm thirsty."

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  • "My boyfriend left me can you be my new boyfriend "

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  • Got this one from an Alice cooper song- you look like youd fit in the trunk of my car

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  • Say girl, are you a gorilla exhibit? Because I'd love to drop a kid in you

    😯 too soon?

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  • Name the chesser the better bc hw wants to make u laugh

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  • "your eyes are beautiful" even though I had my glasses on.

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  • l wear to watches as l have lots of time on my hands for my girl

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  • l wear two watches why? l have lots of time on my hands for you lol nice one

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  • "Did it hurt to fall from heaven?"
    "Want some fun?"
    "Do you come here often?" (Unironically)

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  • "Hey! Come home with me and we'll fuck!"

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  • If she likes me I already like her

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  • The cheesier the better imho

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  • Hi im a mushroom, im a funguy.

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  • 2pickup line is my best pick up line

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  • Hello..

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  • Hi... I like your face.

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  • I think all of them are pretty bad

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  • Hahaha!!!
    I'm jealous now ;)

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  • Get your handbag, you just scored!

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  • Am ready for u

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  • Who is your daddy

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  • they all suck!

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