Why all of the hot girls are either taken or gay?

This is obviously satire but I keep seeing question of 'why all of the hot guys are either taken or gay'.
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Every satire question I FUCKING make are always taken serious ;(
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  • LOL

    Usually there is a pink anon that says the same thing about men.

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    • Exactly I see all the time so I made this as a satire of that frequent stupid question

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  • That's just how it works lol

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  • Early bird catches the worm.

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  • Cuz 80% of women are chasing 15% of the hottest guys - the fuk-boyz. Everyone else is standing on the sidelines wishing something would happen to them, that someone would pay them some attention.

    The guys just need to improve their game, their looks, and make a lot of money. They they'll have best pick of what's out there. So hit the gym, hard, and make a ton of $$. And you'll gain the confidence you need through the effort.

    And remember, YOU ARE THE PRIZE! So act like it.

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  • Because they are hot. They are taken because they have options to pick from. Nobody wants to date an ugly chick so they are still single.

    Also, some hot chicks are single, but they are usually crazy.

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    • Because taking a satirical question seriously is way more fun than another "how do I look?" Question.

  • i'm a hot girl but im not taken. LOL *Modesty alert*

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  • ... This is dumb.

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    • just like you (read below the title because it clearly says it is a satire

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    • obviously because it's satire xD

    • I was gonna give you MHO but sadly you don't properly know what a satire really is lol.

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  • I love fucking gay girls and im a guy

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  • You're right

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