Would you date me?

Jjpayne started this and I want to do it too. Now, it's harder for me because I can't show my face, so if you wouldn't date me based on that, that's fine. But just based on my profile photo here...

Me in my kitchen, wearing heels, scuffin' the floors.
Me in my kitchen, wearing heels, scuffin' the floors.

And also based on my personality, would you date me?

A breakdown of me as a person:

When first meeting me, I tend to come across as blunt and to the point, but will entertain friendly conversation. During the "getting to know me" process, I may have moments of seeming stand-offish, but if you ask me as to why, I will always be honest (I'm not sure about you, I don't like talking about certain things, etc.)

I'm extremely loyal and protective, delight in long, inquisitive talks about personal philosophies and varying other subjects. I can be a little abrasive, I say what's on my mind, even if it seems mean at the time and I won't back down. However, anything you want to fix, I will do it with you, and if I know you're right and I'm WRONG, I WILL ADMIT IT AND APOLOGIZE.

As a partner I love cooking, sex, having fun, and don't expect you to devote every waking second to me. You can go to the bar with your friends, watch porn, have female friends - provided you are loyal and satisfy me. In turn, I will always compromise with you, satisfy you and be loyal to you.

Oh, and if people are curious: hazel eyes, pale skin, freckles, red hair.

I know I'm engaged so, this is all just hypothetical. But, have at er'.
Updates:
Some of my flaws:
I get snappish if I feel you're trying to change me as a person, even if you're just suggesting something. I realize it immediately and apologize.
I'm very vulgar. I don't ask you "make love," I say filthy shit and swear a lot, unless there's kids or I'm working.
I shut down when I'm sad. I'm not used to opening up, so, I tend to need to be alone before I can talk about it.
I unapologetically talk about gross things like shitting, vomit, sex - anything.

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  • I'm married so I'm also speaking hypothetically but I'm not sure we'd mesh so well. The interesting side is that your alias tends to describe me well. I'm constantly absorbed in my own thoughts and trying to figure things out. And I love red-heads. First girl I developed a crush on when I went to the US had red-hair and freckles.

    That said, I'm very much marked by Japanese mannerisms in terms of communication. To be abrasive is considered very rude. I'm a bit loud and assertive by Japanese standards, but I still try my best to be very polite and ultra friendly and easy-going. And I've become more so now that I've studied Stoicism and how to challenge and reframe my negative thinking patterns.

    That said, if you find an angry side of me, expect a shock. I might slam something and shout and basically scare everyone in the room, even more so now since I'm so mellow all the time. That said, I haven't had such an outburst in over a decade, so such behavior might be extinct. I can't say for sure though, as someone who pushes enough buttons might trigger that behavior. I've fortunately surrounded myself in good company that doesn't test my patience too much.

    And naturally I like philosophy and lots of eclectic subjects ranging from economics to history to theology (I am not religious but find religions interesting) to even computer science and mathematics (though I generally don't talk about such subjects outside of work).

    I'm okay with vulgar humor but I always had a bit of a difficulty sarcasm. It's not so common in Japanese to be so dry and sarcastic in the way I've found in some Western people. And I always found that a very hostile type of humor.

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    • I'm okay with vulgar humor but I always had a bit of a difficulty [with] sarcasm.

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    • What happens if I sing part of a song and don't complete it like, "Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what... [abrupt stop]"? And maybe stutter a bit and remix like, "What... what... what... little... little... little star... how I wonder... wonder.. how I wonder what... how I wonder what... what..."? Or "Mary had a li... li... lit... little... li... Mary had a... li... li..." I like to do that sometimes and it really irritates people, and I somewhat derive pleasure from how annoying it is.

    • I have found that it has varying effects on people. For my wife it doesn't bother her at all. But for some of my friends, they get so irritated that they have to sing the rest of the song on their own. And I've always been so amused that merely singing an incomplete melodic phrase could have such a powerful effect on certain people. Anyway, I have some annoying habits. :-D

  • For some reason a lot of young women have this mistaken belief that whatever pops into their litle head should be verbalized. So we get comments like these: "I can be a little abrasive, I say what's on my mind, even if it seems mean at the time and I won't back down."
    Don't be so sure of yourself, and never pass up the opportunity to simply STFU. Not everything you think of needs to be said.

    Guys are FAR more interested in your level of attraction and desire for THEM. All this BS about talks and activity and all that is way secondary. You're just a normal person. There's nothing exceptional about you.

    And watching porn is a total fail. Much of that and our views on what normal man-woman romantic sex is or is about will become so distorted as to make you impossible to reconcile with. It will warp your mind.

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  • You’re not really my type what with the boobs and vagina so... no... but personality wise you and I seem somewhat similar so that could be awesome or it could be a terrible disaster. But we’ll never know. 😔

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  • Don't know if I'd want to live with you, but you seem like a decent friend to have and see once in a while.

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What Guys Said 72

  • Hahaha, yes. Would be fun to cook together.

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  • Considering the description of your personality, yes, and description of your looks, still yes hehe (Little bit embarrassed to say but no point lying right?)
    I like an honest person, even if the honest truth hurts, I think it's better to be honest, therefore you and I are similar :)

    But as you said, this is hypothetical :p ^_^

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  • As things stand, no, because we're both in happy relationships with other people.

    Were that not the case, however, and we were both free agents, and geography were not a factor, I'd be tempted to give it a whirl, yes.

    Would you date me? 😂

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  • So, you tell me. Would guys date with you? Even if your breasts are not naked surely, that is the logic. That is not my vision by the way.

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  • You look fit, are smart/honest and called Swolecook a Blow fish... sounds good to me 👍🏼

    But face is a big point so it kinda depends on that, might ditch on the date 😅

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    • I think I have a good face, and hypothetically, if I was gonna date anyone, they'd see my face first.

  • If I were single, I'd certainly consider. Although it wouldn't make a huge difference because of your person, your physical appearance I wouldn't find super attractive.
    So... I might if I were single, but it's a tossup. I like your picture by the way, its clever.

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  • I would, I see myself in a lot of what you wrote, I can be blunt. I am 100% honest and I always admit when I am wrong. I have never been in a real relationship but i'm very protective off my family. I'm sure I would be for my partner also. I'm also currently really getting into my cooking and eating more healthy meals. Anyway yeah you seem like a very nice girl.

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  • You got me at freckles. I’ve actually met someone like this whom I had a crush on. I feel like if it were to be a thing, it would make me stronger as a person and be less clingy. I think it would be an interesting match seeing how as i do enjoy my alone time as well, so when the time apart is growing it’ll be like I’m missing the person, so things will be enjoyed in an exponential amount.

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  • Yeah i would definitely date you. I really lime your opinions and way of thinking so that means if i find you pretty there is a good base for us to grow closer. I do wonder if your up for the same level of intimacy though as you do seem a more serious person.

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  • Based on personality and what I see I would say yes but I am too old for you so it is very unlikely I would ever approach you for a date. I am pretty sure you would find that creepy.

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  • Hehe interesting question and "given" :) Well first of all your nickname is interesting "chronic thinker" so based on that only I would be intrigued. Next thing I see is your breasts, which look sexy. Third thing is your hands (or part), and they look nice.
    Then your description sounds quite interesting, I like the blunt, abrasive type.
    So yes, theoretically (I'm married), I could date you based on this limited info.

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    • Oh just read about Irish ancestry, so definitely yes :)

  • No. You're not what I want and I doubt you'd be happy with me either.

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    • But we could be partners in crime.

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    • I guess I can confirm for the virgin thing. Surprisingly, even though I'm a fiend, I was a virgin and so was my fiance when I met him. Both by choice, mind you. He had done sexual stuff before though, just not full penetration.

    • That's nice to hear.

      I dunno if it's true that relationships between virgins are more likely to be permanent, since perhaps the only causation is religion. But I've heard from more conservative sources that when people have sex they bond with the hormone oxytocin, and more promiscuous people wear out their receptors for this hormone, effectively losing the capability to bond with their partner. It kinda sounds like pseudoscience though, so I dunno. Maybe people who desire permanent relationships just value chastity and virginity more?

      Either way, I figured since I'm gifted genetically and will age like wine I'll always have the option to spread my oats and make up for lost time if I don't end up finding my virgin.

  • I mean you're a bit old for me but personality wise we'd definitely get along as friends.

    Mind if I make a similar question?

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  • Seems to me that you're a sexy female version of Eric Cartman. 😂

    You sound like a catch (especially the sarcasm and potty mouth), but if I was going to "date" someone (as compared to just a physical relationship), she'd obviously have to be accepting of me being a full-time single parent.

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  • I would, but it seems you’re too “cut-throat” for me.

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  • Possibly. You described yourself.. but sometimes describing yourself and actually getting to know you are two different things.. so I would probably have to get to know you to actually make my mind up... I like straight forward... and all things your saying or good so I would probably lean to yes... but it’s probably more like a hard maybe

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  • From our discussions, I thought you to be intelligent and thoughtful.. based on that, I would date you to see if you worth investing my emotions.

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  • Short answer: hell yeah, long answer: I love your blunt honesty even though you sometimes can come off as bitchy, all the other stuff is perfect and exactly what I look for, tone down the standoffishness and perfecto, can't go wrong with your physical qualities and that pair either, just sayin

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  • Nope.. there was a guy who loved you enough to propose and you are undermining that totally ;) You are probably the world to him and for some reason that doesn't matter :P

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  • No. Being blunt is not a personality trait I want in anyone. While it is impirtant to be honest and straightforward, being blunt means not understanding the need for diplomacy and a lack of diplomacy creates or worsens drama.

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  • I would date anyone at least once and you are already open, willing and a nice person. I'd totally date you in a heartbeat face or no face lol

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  • 100% have to see your face or there isn't even a discussion.

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  • I would, but I think my snobbishness and your lack of would clash too hard sooner or later.

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    • Physically = yes you’re v. pretty

      Personality = above although if we somehow didn’t argue over that then yeah golden lol.

  • You are perfect on my mind open minded, easy going, reasonable and i can compromise with u. I would like to date u ( or folow u on instagram or facebook for begining)

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  • Sure I would. Although if you start talking about supporting a synth rebellion or supporting the institute I might back out lol jk. Just don't degrade me, I don't mind blunt

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  • You had me at "loyal." That is an exceedingly rare trait nowadays.

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  • Why can’t u show your face. Are u fame or just uncomfortable to post it? XD

    And well can’t see any negatives based on your description but u didn’t say anything about passions goals or hobbies

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    • I work in the media. As such, I'm not supposed to post opinions and such online because it removes my ability to be biased.

  • no need for the face to be shown, i would date you just based on your amazing boobs. super sexy titties LOL

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  • Yeah, by what you have provided you sound like a perfect catch.

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  • You have a lot of great qualities, but you would be a little too "hard" for me, tbqh.

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What Girls Said 10

  • You seem like a nice person...

    But admittedly i've got distracted by your boobs! ;)

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  • I don't know if you're into girls but we do have some things in common but I wouldn't mind being your friend.

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  • Hahaha I found it! This is fun! I am following breadcrumbs.

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  • well you have nice boobs and you seem nice, so maybe...

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  • *wishes I was gay*

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  • No. I don’t stick my dick in crazy.

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  • 2good2btrue

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  • Yes I would!

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  • Yeah. You have. Beautiful smile

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  • You have very sexy nipples.

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