- I am not white (saves you from reading the rest).
- I'm a bit of a snob and an asshole to certain people/groups.
- I am materialistic, i enjoy indulging. Also a foodie, who doesn't do the gym.
- I've had a double digit number of previous relationships (yep they all were relationships)
- You will be a very important compliment to my life, but never it's sole focus.
- You will however, be able to live a comfortable life with me, short of flying private jets.
- I cook, clean and maintain the house, you don't need to do anything.
- Surprisingly loyal and against cheating.
- I'm traditional when it comes to courting women, and about marriage/kids.
- I love travelling and golfing (two go hand in hand).
- I'm a Civil Engineer, i build things.
- I do small talk well and deep conversations better.
@PrincessPie Have i done this right?
- Y u ask dis shit? Srsly this place isn't for spamming...
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I would 100 per cent date you, but, like you mentioned before, I think your poshness and my disgusting abrasiveness would conflict. I´m not sure if we would work long-term, but I feel like we'd have fun.
You: Pish posh, Grey Poupon, I'll have the expensive bourbon, cheerio!
Me: Fuck, pussy, cunt-hole, shit, where's the whiskey?
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