Would you date me?

So here’s a description of me

-I’m a certified pimp
-I will most likely ignore your text and phone calls. And will only contact you when I feel like it.
-I drink a lot. Like A LOT
-I have the dankest greens gnomsayin
-I cook but most likely still expect you to make me sandwiches
-I will ask to have a few side chicks, but will settle with just one. Maybe two.
-I will yell and swear at you when you mess up. Like by not putting mayo on my sandwich.
-I don’t have a car and expect you to drive me around.

Do i I sound like a catch?
Updates:
I’m so scared @sarahhcmarie is going to beat me. Someone save me pls.
I nominate @angelicsin

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  • Knowing my awful taste in men and love to make myself suffer and how fucking stupid I can be in times of panic, yes,
    I probably would date you.

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  • Well, at least you're honest!

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  • you sound like a good way to catch mental retardation and a host of stds. full body condom please people

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  • I mean, an STD is also considered a "catch" 😂

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  • Legend

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  • yeah

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