-I’m a certified pimp
-I will most likely ignore your text and phone calls. And will only contact you when I feel like it.
-I drink a lot. Like A LOT
-I have the dankest greens gnomsayin
-I cook but most likely still expect you to make me sandwiches
-I will ask to have a few side chicks, but will settle with just one. Maybe two.
-I will yell and swear at you when you mess up. Like by not putting mayo on my sandwich.
-I don’t have a car and expect you to drive me around.
Do i I sound like a catch?