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Sounds like a princess who thinks someone else should bank roll her life. If they do, she considers sex and presumably her presence will balance the books.
Unfortunately her choice of language and grammar suggest she has not got the breeding and education of a princess.
So, then, uncharming sentiment that invites nobody of any means to take interest in her coochie, or buy her uggs.
I don't feel any way about it. Nobody's getting her coochie if she has to buy her own uggs. Fair enough. There are other coochies.