What's the craziest/weirdest one-night stand you had?

Post a short story about your experience.What's the craziest/weirdest one-night stand you had?

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  • Okay: we went to his place. Tried having sex, he couldn't get it up because of the alcohol. The next morning, I kinds realised I wasn't into the guy at all. But we had sort of had sex already anyways and I preferred at least making it a better memory, so I decided to go along with morning sex. It was alright. But then, he started crying and telling me his entire life story, how depressed he had been, all kinds of stuff about his dead grandma, real personal things, and how thankful he was to me for being his best partner ever. All while holding me tight and crying in my neck. I was just laying there wishing to get out.

    Tl:dr; don't tell your one night stand your worst secrets.

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  • Around Christmas when I was in college I was introduced to this girl through a friend of mine who was a little younger than me. We met up for a few drink, hit it off, and then she invited me back to her house. Right after we finished doing the deed her sister walks into her room to ask her something. Turns out her older sister was a classmate of mine that I had tried to date but she turned me down because she was moving to Georgia. She was up visiting her family for the holidays. Then completely overlooking how awkward this was, she stayed in the room to have a conversation with me and "catch up". I had no idea how to act, it was so wrong and weird lol

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  • The craziest has to be when I had sex with a girl in her car, and the car suddenly started rolling downhill.😅

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  • I worked retail when I was a nineteen years-old virgin. A late-thirties/early-forties customer thought I looked hot. She asked when my shift ended. We went back to my house. She blew me. Then we had sex for the next couple of hours. I only saw her once more while she was shopping.

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  • well... it was the mom from one of my not that good freinds... i was 19 she was i guess in the late 30s ^^ and i was totaly not ready for a very thirsty milf xD but according to her... i did well..

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  • I went to a country bar and war riding the mechanic bull I fell of and broke of the bulls horn in broke two ribs so one of the bartenders drove me to the hospital and they gave me some painkillers and the bartender drove me home we went in and me and her were talking because I wasn't supposed to fall asleep and I was high as fuck well we were having sex

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  • Weird?
    I was incredibly drunk and a girl at a party started kissing me.
    I think I gave her oral on a picnic table while people watched us.
    I'm not sure what else happened.
    I had to get tested.

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  • I've never had a one-night stand. I don't mess with random strangers.

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  • Wasn't really crazy necessarily-- I met her online and met up with her and fucked her a few times, but I felt catfished because she was fatter in reality than she was in her pics, which I wasn't into. So we didn't continue after that.

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  • three german girls caught me pering over them on a beach in tenerife... they made a joke of it and we got chatting. we had drinks that night and ended up back at their hotel where i showed them just how perverted i really am lol

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  • Was coming back in from another city on train for work, sat down and chatted to the girl beside me we got off in the same city my home town and went for drinks ended up back in her hotel room 20 mins after dinner where we had the real desert

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  • Never had a one night stand... But the spontaneous sex is a little interesting to say the least hahaha

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  • This one time I thought I was capable of having a one night stand. I refused to go to his house and he left. 😂

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  • Gastro problem during a one night stand. Spent the night in her bathroom. Could not be worst than a sitcom. OMG.

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    • Oh gee this is really bad haha

    • You have no clue how bad it was. Also once a girl vomited on my cock while giving me a blowjob after too many drinks and in turn I vomited on the back of her head (reflex, disgusted and too many drinks as well). Needless to say neither of us came.

  • Woke up to discover internet cam pointed at the bed ! Awesome.

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  • Hmm never had one lol

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  • it was my last valentine :)

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  • I've never had one.

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  • I planned a date with a 27 yr old girl who I made out with at a party. She came over and fucking left because I was “too old”. So I messaged up a 21 yr old I talked to on tinder. She invited me over and we fucked like rabbits. So much for being too old.

    Truth is I don’t chase 21 yr olds but considering how I was brutally rejected the timing couldn’t be better on that one.

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  • When i popped two viagras and was at it from midnight til 10am. That pussy was better than food lol

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  • Last summer in a small tent somewehere in the wilderness of Iceland. I met the girl (a fellow hitchhiker) that same day and we said goodbye to each other next morning... so that was it, we didn't get the chance to go any further with this.
    It was a night to remember, though.

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  • People who have one night stands are disgusting

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    • Interesting. Why so? Seriously?

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    • Actually there is, everybody has their own truth, however when you are living among other people a truth is what most people believe in. You will learn about this in school few years ahead in Sociology.

    • Or college*

  • I never had one

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  • I was with a two women at the same time one was 40 the other 24.

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  • My cousin and I shared her in the front seat of his car.

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