If a girl says "say something impressive to me?" How do you answer?

[McMillanD]

Jesus...
What kind of question is that?
"Say something impressive to me"? 😂

Well firstly, I am so sorry you got an impossible question like that. Like really there is no right answer to that question...

You could brag about something like...
"I've got an average sized dick!"
But then she might think you're a perv.

You could be modest like...
"I'm just an average Joe!".
But then she might think you're boring.

You could even be mysterious like...
"How about I show you what's impressive about me instead?".
But then she might think you're a jerk.

Honestly what a whopper of a question. If you ask me, she is far far far to high maintenance if that is one of the first questions she asks you.

Just run.

[jennifer_bloom]

You could talk about something you achieved or something you learned that is interesting

[Anonymous]

Tell her you'll still want to see her after the sex

[magiusX26]

try a random trivia fact

[Guyvo]

I plank for 1 minute and 2 seconds