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What do you think of these song lyrics in reference to this conversation?

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Girl A: "t's funny how donkey from shrek thinks that he is the prize. See what happens when you give them confidence?"

Girl B: "Men get rewarded for sleeping around but women get called sluts , whores. It’s ok for a man to fart but it’s not ok for a woman to fart. Just take a look how women spend 3-4 hours getting ready for dates while men spend 15 mins."
Me: Somebody once told me girls aren't gonna call me
I just have way too much arrogance
She was looking kind of dumb with her fingernails and fake bum
and hours putting makeup on her face and forehead

Me:
Well, the lies start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed herself beans and still I ain't judgiin'
Didn't make sense not to get bedroom fun
Tinder doesn't make ya smart, it makes ya dumb
So much to swipe, so many men to see
So what's wrong with fucking a really sexy deadbeat?
I don't judge if that's how ya go
You'll never shine if you don't give a blow

Hey now, you're a liar
Get your tinder on, go "slay"
Hey now, you're a onlyfans star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only lonely at the baaaaaaar when you're oooooooold

the dating world is a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're havin' fun now, wait 'til you get older
and also, a lotta men beg to differ
Judging by the hypocrisy in your painted picture
For men not making bank is like a sin
But for makeup and looks "worship women"?
divorse rate is on fire, young women easily get bored
but dating an older woman is like leasing a used ford

Hey now, you're a liar
Get your tinder on, go "slay"
Hey now, you're a onlyfans star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only lonely at the baaaaaaar when you're oooooooold


(Did NOT mean to sound sexist, only get a point across. Hard af to write specific parody lyrics that don't veer off the original too much. Even if you don't agree, at least note the effort por favor)
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And by the way, do. not. fuck. with. DONKEY!

He is a goddam LEGEND who in equivalent to real life, basically distracted a female assassin to save him and his friend's life and without having much hard skill or decent background, convinced her to have a relationship with him, even to end up with kids.

He's a BADASS (literally cause, like... he's an ass ;) )
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ATTN! PSA! PLEASE TAKE NOTE THIS IS A JOKE! IT IS A REFERENCE TO SHREK WITH THE SONG/MEME ALL STAR! LEARN THE INTERNET ALREADY!
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