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Who would you rather date Eric Cartmen or Squidward Tentacles?

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Cartman pros- manipulative and will kill someone for you if you are in a relationship with him, fat and big boned, is not a mommys boy cause he bosses his mom around
cons- fed a ginger bully chilly with his parents dead body in it, is fat, if you let him bang you you would go to jail and have to register as a pedophile for the rest of your life.
Squidward pros- has a minimum wage job but owns his own house 2- plays the clarinet and is skilled in arts and crafts 3. is a virgin and never had a girlfriend.
cons- bald 2- doesn't wear pants 3- has a big nose.
Brian Griffin- pros is cute cause he is a dog 2- went to college 3. has experience dating humans
cons- is an alcoholic 2- can't hold down a stable job 3- if you dated him you would be comitting bestiality
Also which one would you sleep with, marry, and kill.
Who would you rather date Eric Cartmen or Squidward Tentacles?
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Who would you rather date Eric Cartmen or Squidward Tentacles?
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Who would you rather date Eric Cartmen or Squidward Tentacles?
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