So I had a long talk with my Platoon Sergeant on the drive from Glendale to Los Alamitos on how my success with women had been going. I said that it was non-existent. After over an hour of talking with him, I came to the possible resolution that the world, or at least the American dating scene, is just designed for extroverted, outgoing, rambunctious, boisterous normies and that I didn't fit the bill. So what's next? Can you G@G denizens give me some help on how a guy like me can find love?