What's the funniest voice mail greeting you've heard? Or that you've left?
Best one I've heard..."Hey, it's Jake. Leave your name, social security number, home address and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks, bye."
Most Helpful Guy
Hi. This is Jeff:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.