Can you beat me up? I’ll pay
@EmbraceThePain My going rate is $1,000 per testicle
I’m a current military member so do I get a discount? Let’s say, $985?
@EmbraceThePain Depends, which branch?
Whichever one gets the biggest discount lol.
@EmbraceThePain $1,500 per testicle
Oh my gosh, why? LolWe’re just like Marines, only smarter.
@EmbraceThePain I don’t know… last Marine I slept with has a Masters in microbiology. Besides you have to make up for this dumb ass here… Us army: can you be on an ammo detail with a no weapons profile? ↗
Well, I have a BA in Criminal Justice. Does that count?
@EmbraceThePain No, an arts degree doesn’t count.
Lmfao... ok, $1500 it is
@EmbraceThePain But I will give you a discount and just go ahead and use my Bates combat boots for free.
Lol okay deal
Oh, hell yes...
I knew you had a compassionate side in you somewhere haha
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Was it hard but you were still able to get good grades?