1 To marry
2 To kiss
3 To kill
JUST FOR FUN SAKE... GO WITH IT... 😉😉😉😉😉😉
Choose 2 people from GaG
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It was a cloudy day in the GAG universe. @dangerDoge was busy narcissistically tagging himself (just because he could), when @dangerDoge stumbled upon a question saying “Lets play a game.” Intrigued by how it reminded him of the movie Saw, @dangerDoge clicked it.
Suddenly, he realized he had an incredibly difficult question to answer. “Choose 3 people from GAG: Marry, kiss, kill.” “Who could I go with? :O” asked @dangerDoge.
@MissNowhere is already with @Ihav2fart. @Kay211 is already with @Illusive_Man… and he didn’t want to creep anyone out by tagging them. Then @dangerDoge realized something that made his whole life find its purpose.
He had the ability to tag himself.
Yes, it was this ability that he had used for his own narcissistic entertainment on GAG. Yes, it was this ability which was made JUST for this question. He knew what had to be done.
With a maniacal smile and slightly crazed expression (but not TOO crazed) he wrote on the question
“To Marry: @dangerDoge
To Kiss: @dangerDoge”
But then he realized something else… that would mean he’d have to marry and kiss himself. Frankly weirded out and slightly disturbed by that idea, he added another line on the question fueled by his rage and disgust…
“To Kill: @dangerDoge”
Yes. The circle of life was complete. From dust he was made, from dust he shall return.
… And he deactivated with a slightly crazed expression that day (not really, but it sounds more dramatic that way)5
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