Horror in just one sentence. Can you do it?
What Girls Said 14
The wifi is gone.
Donald trump has just won the presidential election
I live alone today I found a picture on my phone of me sleeping.
I opened the door to let my best friend Katy in the house, Katy died 5 years ago.
Hillary is elected president of the United States.
Horror: My existence
"We need to talk…"
No wifi. Dun dun duuuuunnnnnn
I hate to tell you this, but your house was actually broken out of while your family slept, not into.
So unsettling is the creeping feeling that someone or something unseen is watching and so blissfully naive to think that the cold, hungry eyes aren't actually there.
There's a spider in your cereal.
What Guys Said 13
"i'm pregnant", she said.
"gentlemen... welcome to dubai." (kudos to those who know what i'm talking about. It means you've seen and done some shit)
Why is it our instinct to constantly look over the shoulder and behind us despite being on the top of the food chain, what caused this trait to develop on a global scale, what horrors have himanity survived to permanently imprint that action so deep into our subcontiounsess and instincts?
"Donald Trump has won the presidential election!"
A man was having fun, then, he heard his wife at the door.
"Hunny, I forgot to tell you that I got hepatitis from your brother".
You were wearing yellow pijamas last night.
"All forces retreat!"
"Failing to have a penis erection". THATS HORROR!
The killer is behind you!
Dinner is overlooked.
Hillary Clinton is the President.
When ur girlfriend say " have fun " 😂
"I'm pregnant, and you're the father."
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