Most Helpful Guy
Ever since making that retahd end movie he's been plagued by piles around the rim of his anus. Those close to him say the pain is so severe he doesn't care a whit about winning an Oscar, but instead sits weeping night and day with his flabby, naked buttocks stuffed into a big bowl of oatmeal.
Most Helpful Girl
yeah. he won the golden globes for it. so this is next.