You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up
When your bunker started gettin fired up
You put a gun in your mouth and FIRED UP --- Darth Vader to Hitler
Don't tee off with me laddy
If you held my balls you couldn't be my caddy
My style's ice cold, yours is old and shabby
You may be father of your country, but I'm your daddy. --- William Wallace to George Washington
Did you catch that? Or did it go too fast to detect?
Perhaps if it be better if i added a "bleep" or a "bloop" or another wacky sound effect --- Sir Isaac Newton
Cause I'm N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E
And I'll end any mother fucker like my name in a spelling bee! -- Nietzsche
I'll smack that warmongerin head out of your to-go box hat
So here's the real golden rule
I'm way above you weak rookies
Confucious say "You can all hold these fortune cookies!" -- Confucious to Lao Tzu and Sun Tzu
You don't want to mess with the Frank
Who hangs with B. Franks
giving ladies beef franks -- Voltaire to Socrates
I've heard that EP and I transcribed it here.
Tell me, what comes after the 68th measure of diarrehea
You go piano to fortississimo
That means soft to very ver loud 'cause I'm guessing that you didn't know
Why don't you put down our cubase and pick up a real bow
I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old --Mozart to Skrillex
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Omggggg I love epic rap battles of history!!!😍😍😍 These guy's honeatly rap better than modern artist. I can't say all the line's but my all time fav's are:
Jack the Ripper vs. Hannibal Lector" you prey on a prostitute and play with her body. I don't mind that your naughty, Jack. I hate that your sloppy. Barney, take me back to solitary confinement. Cause this little dirty lamb has just been silenceddd"
Edgar Allan Poe vs. Stephen King "I see through you like pantyhose" "Poutey little poet with an opiate affliction. I'm a workaholic with a fiction addiction" "once upon a midnight dreary, as I spit this weak and wreary UGHHHHHH, buy y'all can't hear me"
Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley"Woooo! I didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla"
Deadpool vs Baba Fett "I'll beat your ass with one eye closed. Boba Fetty Wap"😂😂😂
Shaka Zulu vs. Julius Caesar"Sent you back to Rome with a message from the ZULU!" "And get fucked by just more than Cleopatra in AFRICAAAA!"
Mitt Romney vs. Barrack Obama "Need to stop hating on gay's and let them teach you how to dress" "so white and rich it's like I'm running against a cheesecake" "before I beat you with my STIMULUS PACKAGE!"
Master Chief vs. Leonidas" NOT -SO-FASTTT! Cortana say's your Greek.. so why don't you stick these lyrics up your ASS!" "300 asses needed kicking, give more tea bags than lipton"
Zeus vs. Thor"I'd spit in your face, but you'd probably like it" "I'm the farther of the God's, out your daddy on the phone" "Now make like your daddy and swallow my babies" "I don't get nice, I get NORSE"
Superman vs. Goku " You got that camel toeeee, I'll report to Lois Lane and Superman that hoooo"
Artist's vs. TNMT "Yo my name is Ralpheal and I came to flow" "I bone til I croak let me pass it up to my man on the ceilinggggg""Splinterrrrrrrr"
Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe"Somebody wrap this bitch back up in a carpet"
Bonnie&Clyde vs. Romeo&Juliet" Romeo o Romeo wherefor you trying to flow yo, modo you're soft as a froyo" " you can't even protect your best friend from , John Leguizamooo!"