- Mess your hair up more8%(9)10%(23)Vote12%(14)
- Be more of a douche18%(20)17%(38)Vote16%(18)
- Become gay22%(24)18%(40)Vote14%(16)
If you had to give advice to Donald Trump, what would it be?
What Girls Said 52
To do this with his hair.
He will look younger and he much more hip to the younger crowd.18
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Please buy your own secluded island away from society and stay there. Be president of yourself.23
Don't become president.27
Dear Mr. Drama queen. AkA: Donald trump,
Are you having carrot juice for breakfast lunch and dinner on a daily basis? you look like a dark orange peel from head to toe, you should consider a different tanning spray, and should not tan your hair with the same spray you tan your body with, cause you just look awful 😖!! like a walking carrot with no stub.. Or a walking orange crayon..
Your interest and knowledge revolve solely around appearances and drama... 💁👑! You should at least try to look appealing. 😁!
That is all the advice can give you for today since you have no clue about politics or anything in relation because of course that would require your brain to work more efficiently and intelligently..
If you're interested in more tips and advice such as this, tune in at the same time tomorrow 😜!! You might qualify for a free lesson on how to properly talk and act like a real masculine man, instead of that gayish tone of voice you have and pansy hand gestures you do? Unless you are gay on the down low 😉!
The awesomest alien ever!! 😛👽!!2
It's HUGE, not YUGE.
Also, stick to making shitty hotels, presidency ain't for you.7
stop eating cheetos8
Just play a bit of music and Hillary falls straight asleep.
See a psychiatrist.8
"Dig a hole, stand at the edge of the hole, stand with your back facing the hole, shoot yourself. Bring a friend to bury your body."3
Go back to your old last name. Donald Drumpf = ACE.
Shut the f@ck up and maybe have at least a rudimentary grasp of the issues and the world at large before running for president.3
Wall don't work. Ask Eren Jaeger.
this poll is so mature.7
That's my advice for Trump. Just stop.2
Take a plane to Korea... not the South tho muehehh6
Get you head out of your own ass and try living like a normal person ( on minimum wage) for a couple of months!1
Go easy on the fake tan.
Yep those would be my words to him, followed by a kick to the balls 😏3
Try to not cause World War 3.5
"Please, please, please, do me a favor. Shut the fuck up. You're lowering the IQ of the entire continent with every syllable."3
Tie a brick to your ankles and then go for a swim. The only way to meet 32 mermaids, all of them looking like Heidi Klum in her glory days.1
I’d first ask him to drop everything at the White House and take a month's rest.
-Learn how to use fake tan correctly, I'm always mistaking you for a giant Cheez-It on my TV.
-Think twice before you let bullshit slip out of your mouth.
-Since you are really rich, why don't you buy yourself a decent hairstyle for once?2
Stay off social media2
Leave the scene please.
Remember you mother was one an immigrant who came from Scottland with only $50.
Remeber where you come from.1
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What Guys Said 77
Please, strip naked and run through the the streets of new york, that way you get arrested and will have to drop out of the race4
"Get back under that stone, vermin."11
Address that you don't like the violence that tends to follow your supporters' rallies, and that it needs to stop.
Out of all seriousness... has Trump ever said anything like that to denounce the violence and letting the public know that he doesn't like it? If not, that's yet another reason to dislike him.6
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Go hard. Build the wall. Deport the illegals, then deport all known or suspected Muslim radicals.
At the same time, purge the leftards.
Close nearly all US foreign bases.
Stop all foreign aid and use that money to repair/replace/maintain US infrastructure.
Place huge import tariffs on foreign-made goods and change the tax system so that companies that moved manufacturing offshore would be forced to reopen their US plants.
When leftards throw a tantrum on the streets, round them up and send them to one of the Marxist "workers' paradise" (to quote Marx) states that they idolise and want so much to live in, such as Cuba, Venezuela, or North Korea. . . if they will take a bunch of mentally retarded entitled lazy parasites. Look upon it not as expulsions, rather as granting their fondest wish.4
Watch out for Randy Orton (obviously)
Wow, what a great poll! You're proving yourself to be a well educated, informed citizen. What are you, in the 4th grade?1
I would tell him, if he TRULY cared about this country and its people, he would drop out of the presidential race and try and heal the hate, bigotry, xenophobia, racism, and sexism he has caused and further developed in many people.3
Yes if I had to give advice to this blowhard idiot, it would be that he use all that money he has or at least tells everyone he has.. that he should spend some of it on getting some manners and quit being a fool.. also now that his golf tournament has been moved over to Mexico.. he should buy a lot of more life insurance because if he shows his face there he will more then likely not be to welcomed by to many of the Mexican people for all the crap he has said about them.1
Tigers are an endangered species, and stealing their orange is a crime, Douchebag!6
Get rekt. Fuck bitches.3
keep doing what you're doing. its going to take you straight to the white house.4
Do away with income tax.
Set term limits for all government positions every 2 years. Only seniority should be the janitorial staff.2
don't change what you are doing4
The hair... do something!!! Anything!!!3
I'd advise him to keep being himself, it's gotten him this far. Don't start worrying about what others particularly those in the GOP think. I think a lot of his appeal is that he isn't a career politician and that he doesn't give a damn about being PC.2
dont build a wall, invade mexico. they are full of corruption just take the damn place and add it to the American empire.2
Portugal Wines have actualy won Prices, that means that it have beaten Spanish Wines several times.
So, educate yourself. A candidate needs to do his homework.2
I would tell him to to make the border policy to kill on sight
no wall needed, just up border patrol, give them military grade equipment
See how soon we solve the immigration problem
I would predict Illegal people and drugs coming into the country would dramatically decrease
Stop acting like a reality TV star and show us the Businessman that built a multi billion dollar Empire with your name on it2
Tell everyone who's supporting you that they're desperate retards.3
Go back to your penthouse and never appear in the media again.3
Build a wall around Antartica.2
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