Most Helpful Guy
That would imply my neighbour actually knows other people, so I would be surprised.
If they did it to my *upstairs* neighbour, I'd be happy. He's one of those people who likes to practice the shot put indoors.
Most Helpful Girl
My neighbor is some loud bitch that even ignores the police when they come banging on her door to shut the fuck up so honestly, I'd probably take them to dinner and a movie, my treat.