Me:"I support equal rights for the Gay, Bi, Lesbian, and Transgender communities. But if you're 'iSexual', get the fuck out, because 'Steve-Jobs' are just disgusting!"
Mom:"What the heck is a 'Steve Job'?"
Me:"It's when someone shoves an entire phone into your eye socket, and you pay them a lot of money for it!"
Mom:"Oh my GOD! What kind of messed up person would pay for something like that! It sounds nasty!"
I walk over to my obviously clueless mother, pick up her iPhone 6, place it into her hand, dramatically whisper, "You dirty whore." and walk out of the room. She still has no idea what it was all about!
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I think that if you're gonna have fun, do it at someone else's expense. If they can't handle a joke every once in a while, they need to not ask stupid questions. Especially if they have an iPhone and don't know who Steve Jobs is. Not to mention the fact that age has nothing to do with being able to take a joke. Or the fact that people are actually dumb enough to pay hundreds, if not thousands of dollars, for a physical object that will shatter if you look at it wrong, and takes 5 years to get the same features as an Android, yet the owners always talk about how amazing the Apple brand is. I, for one, think that we should round up everyone that doesn't like pranks and jokes, regardless of the age of the recipient, and send them all to a camp. Perhaps a camp with "hot" showers. *Apart* from that, they can *heid* from us if they don't want to go to a free Summer camp...