And since I'm already on the topic... what if the same person tells you a joke they already told you the joke and is telling it like they don't even remember they told you?
Most Helpful Guy
It is written in the constitution of America and in UK law that someone telling you a joke that you have already heard provides reasonable grounds for a chair shot. You must grab the nearest steel chair and hit them firmly across the cranium.
OR, alternatively, I just laugh and pretend I haven't heard it already ^.^ lol
Most Helpful Girl
I usually forget jokes no matter how bad or good, so I'd probably laugh like it was my first time hearing it if it was a good one.