Most Helpful Girl
"This time, Bond, I will destroy you with" "a rock that proves I love you" (the first card I don't remember the exact wording of but it was about foiling James Bonds plan)
"This is the way the world ends/this is the way the world ends/ Not with a bang but with" "Darth Vader talking dirty" (the white card was a custom one)
Most Helpful Guy
I got something like "I get wet dreams about..." and the two cards at the end were "100 scotsmen showing their ass" ... and "invading poland" and I melted in laughter.