Lets make a funny joke thread?

Everyone comment your best joke. If it makes someone laugh or smile then they will give it a thumbs up!

The world needs more smiles! :)

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  • Why did da chicken cross da road?

    Cos she wanted to cross da damn road *crowd laughs hysterically* *crowd claps hands* *drops mic and leaves*

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What Guys Said 10

  • This is a Nigerian joke

    Akpos calls technical support:
    AKPOS: Hello, my internet is not working properly.
    TECHNICIAN: Ok, double click on? My computer?
    AKPOS: I can? t see your computer.
    TECHNICIAN: No no, click on? My computer? on your computer.
    AKPOS: How can I click on your computer from my computer?
    TECHNICIAN: listen, There is an icon labelled? My computer? on your computer Ok, double click on it.
    AKPOS: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer?
    TECHNICIAN: Double click on your computer.
    AKPOS: On which icon do I have to click?
    TECHNICIAN: ? My computer?
    AkPOS: Oh God! What type of problem is this? Tell me where your office is. I? ll come there and click on “your computer”.

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    • Lolz thank you 😂😂😂

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  • A woman had three poodles called bosom, bum and scratchit.
    One day she went shopping with her three dogs.
    She got a lot of shopping and decided to go home by bus.
    When the bus arrived she had a lot to carry so she picked up her three poodles and said to the conductor could you hold my bosom while I pick up my bum and scratchit

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  • What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?

    Damn.

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  • I am trying to, but I am just too old to remember jokes!!
    So Google it is 😂😂

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  • What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer

    A hooker can wash her crack and resell it

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  • Why did the Cock cross the road?

    To get laid! 😜😜😜😜

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  • My jokes depend on the situation but I’ll try, crap can’t think of anything lol

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  • Im the only innocent and kind person on gag :)

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  • Why did the chicken cross the road

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  • I can't gag would delete it. My jokes are too dark like the NBA league.

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What Girls Said 3

  • You see someone walking a dog and say...

    You: Oh Hi I really like your pig.
    Them: What? It’s not a pig, it’s a dog!
    You: I know that. I was talking to the dog!

    Lol don’t say that to the wrong person 😋

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  • I'm horrible at jokes, I just came her to see what others wrote. :P

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  • Lol I'm just here to read everyone else's jokes

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