Mine would probably be a bittersweet comedy (/drama) made in the spirit of scrubs, where you often here my inner monologue, with a bit of Peep Show mixed in with the first person view and the awkwardness.
Theme song would be Eels - Novocaine For The Soul
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Mine would be a completely silent show. All you'd see is just me, lying in bed, writing my goddamn thesis and occasionally procrastinating or eating something. Then I'd also sometimes leave to briefly go to school, work or the gym, at which point you'd be staring at an empty bed.
It would be the crème de la crème of tv shows.1