Best dark/fucked up humour joke?

Here are some of mine:

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they aren't confused with feminists.
How do you stop a kid from drowning? Take your foot of its head.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till your 13 to come on your face.
What's so great about fucking 28 eight year olds? There are 20 of them.

Best dark/fucked up humour joke?

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Most Helpful Guy

  • My friend heard this joke while being a counselor in a confirmation camp from another counselor during an evening prayer.. what's the same between a sisu box (look at the image) and a confirmation girl... you can only fit one finger in either of them.
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    He said it's never been as hard to hold a laughter... 😂

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Most Helpful Girl

  • What the difference between macabre & grotesque?
    Macabre are three babies in one trash can. Grotesque is one baby in three trash cans.

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  • A catholic priest and rabi (a Jewish version of a priest. I don't know how to spell it) are running out of a burning school and the catholic says
    What about the children? And the Rabi says
    Fuck the children!
    So the the Catholic priest stops and says
    You think we'll have time?

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  • Its called the sacrifice

    One day, four men went up to a mountain to give a sacrifice to their god. They were a Nigerian, a Chinese, an Indian, and an English man.
    Chinese man: “this is for my people”. and he jumped down the mountain.
    Indian man: “this is for my people” and he jumped down.
    When it was the Nigerian’s turn, he says: “this is for my people” and he pushes the English man down the mountain.

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  • So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”

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  • Why do pills work? because they are white.

    What's black and doesn't work? half of London.

    What does a baby look like in the microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I cum.

    What do you call 5 Somalians in a red car? Maltesers.

    What do you call a black man in a church? Holy shit.

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  • My sister told this joke to the new guys in her army unit to let them know that she wasn't uptight:

    A daughter wanted some money to buy a dress for prom. She asked her dad, and her dad said, "Yes, if you'll give me a blowjob." She said that was disgusting and walked off, but then she decided "okay I might as well do it for the dress." She finishes the blowjow and asked her dad why his dick tasted like shit.

    "Because your brother wanted to borrow the car."

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  • What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

    I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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  • I date black girls so I don't have to meet the father

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  • What's the difference between a rifle and a penis? A child doesn't cry when a rifle goes off in their mouth.

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  • You ruined the last one 😂😂

    http://9gag.com/gag/aMjGjyW

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  • What do you do with a Jewish boy with ADHD? Send him to concentration camp

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  • What do a girl and a washing machine have in common?

    Both leak when they’re fucked!

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    • What’s is the difference between s rooster and my ex?

      One says “cock-a-doodle-doooo!!”
      The other says “ Any cock will do!”

  • How do you find a black man?

    You turn on the light.

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  • OMG MY DARK JOKES ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THESE 😂😂😂

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  • A little Jewish boy poking around in a Asher, comes Hitler and asks him: " who are you looking for?"

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  • Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pie? One of them doesn't scream in the oven. (From one of my dark sided frends lol)

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  • Whats 9 inches long pink and makes my girl scream when i stick it in her pussy, her miscarriage

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  • Just a deformity of the flesh man receives stretch marks as well...

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  • I dont remember them but just go to /r/darkjokes too good

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  • I didn't get the last one

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  • Çok güldüm :-) beautiful

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What Girls Said 3

  • Hahaha it is like you know what you're talking about XD

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  • What's the similarity between a bee and a Mercedes? They both make royal jelly.
    Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw a gas bill.

    😐😐

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  • What’s the difference between a circus and a sorority?
    A circus is a cunning array of stunts.

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