Most Helpful Girl
"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."
Most Helpful Guy
People are so politically correct nowadays you can't even say "black paint". Now you have to say, Da'Shawn... Paint my fence. Please.
Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket. You know your not gonna win, but you’re sure as hell gonna try.
Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says make me one with everything
What's the difference between a rooster and a whore?
A rooster says cock-a-doodle-do but a whore says any-cock'll-do.
whispering "beep-boop" in the most metal voice you can make is a great joke
What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill.
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