Why did the chicken cross the road?


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  • It went out to save the beta meerkat.

    Alpha female meerkats send the beta female meerkats out into the road to test for traffic. Meerkats are evil. Females are evil. The chicken is the only good one here.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • A better question is Why can't chickens cross the road without having their motives questioned?

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What Guys Said 11

  • To crack open a cold one with the boys on a brisk Saturday afternoon

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  • This is one of the questions listed under "nonsense" don't be surprised if you have it gone.

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  • To liberate itself from the evil clutches of capitalism and seize the means of production

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  • To get to the idots house

    Knock Knock
    "Who's there?"

    The chicken

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  • To run away from the guy with the hardon?

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  • To get to the other side?

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  • To pick up plums with it's wings

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  • To go to the new KFC

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  • to run away from KFC

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  • It didn't

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  • It came from Mexico and the other side is America

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What Girls Said 4

  • To tap dat ass

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  • to get away from those KFCs in the U. K. that's why they got a chicken shortage right now.

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  • To avoid being eaten...

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  • To come visit me lol

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