“When I buy my wife, um, at the start she was cook good and her vagine work well and she strong on plow. But after 3 years when she was 15 then she become weak, her voice become deep, Borat Borat, she receive hair on chest and her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard."
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What Guys Said 21
Aunt Dorothy: So, where's the nog? I need to get merry.
The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)
Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?
Clouseau: The exploding kind.0
'If money is the only thing you have, you're a poor man aswell'0
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt0
"If you can't stand the heat. Get out of the kitchen."-Harry Truman2
Each day means a new 24 hours, each day means everything is possible again , you live in the moment and you die in the moment , you take it one day at a time0
" you're either perfect or you're not me."0
"Never waste a bullet."-The Governor.1
"The check is in the mail"1
"Der Überlebenskampf geht über in die Suche nach dem Sinn"0
"Live for nothing, or die for something"
"You live what you've learned".0
"Let the people know my wisdom: Fill The Land With Smoke!"
"Work hard, play hard"0
"Im hungry "0
“Life itself has no meaning... except for the meaning you give it.”0
When you know nothing matters the universe is yours0
What Girls Said 7
"When life gives you lemons, sell them to buy a pug"-Crazy pug lady
And "life is not a bitch, people are"0
“Good morning and if I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night!”0
“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.” - Albert Einstein1
Mine is "Mind your own business" 😂😂😂1
Victory needs preparations.0
"You are your own worst enemy "0
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