What’s your favorite quote?

Here’s mine.

“When I buy my wife, um, at the start she was cook good and her vagine work well and she strong on plow. But after 3 years when she was 15 then she become weak, her voice become deep, Borat Borat, she receive hair on chest and her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard."

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  • Krampus (2015)
    Aunt Dorothy: So, where's the nog? I need to get merry.

    The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)
    Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?
    Clouseau: The exploding kind.

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What Guys Said 20

  • "GPS Satellites, unmanned drones, fucking lazer sights: the more crutches you have, the harder it hurts when theyre kicked out from under you. If there is one thing I've learnt from my time in the SAS, its that a six inch blade never looses reception." - Thatcher

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  • 'If money is the only thing you have, you're a poor man aswell'

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  • Each day means a new 24 hours, each day means everything is possible again , you live in the moment and you die in the moment , you take it one day at a time

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  • "If you can't stand the heat. Get out of the kitchen."-Harry Truman

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  • There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt

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  • "Der Überlebenskampf geht über in die Suche nach dem Sinn"

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  • Mine is

    " you're either perfect or you're not me."

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  • "Live for nothing, or die for something"
    ~John Rambo

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  • When you know nothing matters the universe is yours

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  • "Let the people know my wisdom: Fill The Land With Smoke!"

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  • “Life itself has no meaning... except for the meaning you give it.”

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  • Lol Borat

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  • "Never waste a bullet."-The Governor.

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  • "Work hard, play hard"

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  • "You live what you've learned".

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  • "The check is in the mail"

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  • Lol tf

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  • what... lol?

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    • Watch Borat. Greatest movie of all.

  • "Im hungry "

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  • HA GAY

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What Girls Said 6

  • "When life gives you lemons, sell them to buy a pug"-Crazy pug lady
    And "life is not a bitch, people are"

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  • “If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.” - Albert Einstein

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  • “Good morning and if I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night!”

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  • Mine is "Mind your own business" 😂😂😂

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  • "You are your own worst enemy "

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  • Victory needs preparations.

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