The Earth is about to blow up in less than 15 minutes, killing everyone in a fiery inferno of flames and pain. But you have a choice:
1) To either suck off a gorgeous but extremely well-endowed tranny (and by well-endowed I mean 8 inches when soft and 14 when hard).
2) Let everyone you've ever known and loved die a horrible painful death. Your call.
Note: Lets try... no. Not try, lets NOT write hateful, transphobic or homophobic comments! Don't like it? Don't fucking read it!