Most Helpful Guy
Why won't a Jewish man to down on a woman?
Because it's too close to the gas chamber 😭
Blond woman is driving and gets pulled over by the cops. A blond female officer steps out. "License please" the officer requests. The blond driver proceeds to pull out a hand mirror, "Here you go!" The officer looks at it only a brief period, hands it back and says...
"Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were a cop!" 😄
Feminist walks into a bar and starts talking to the barkeep. He asks "Can I get you a breath mint... or some toilet paper?"😖
Sometimes I make my girlfriend cry deliberately in order to get her to lose some water weight. 😑
One of my good friends has 7 different kids all named Dwayne. I told her that it must be difficult and confusing when calling one of them. She said it wasn't hard at all...
she just calls them by their last names.
Most Helpful Girl
‘ what happens when a green bean fall off 39 floors? ‘
‘ it becomes a red bean cuz it’s bleeding ‘
Cold joke haha