Can anyone tell me one of their favorite jokes? need some cheering up?

Havenโ€™t really been able to be happy in a while, anything funny, doesnโ€™t matter, anything would help. Please.

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  • well, the other I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her, was ok, felt a bit down. Anyway, that's not important, so I went on tinder right, cos I gotta sex my way out of my boring life with no girlfriend you know. Got a backup around the corner, but she ghosted me :(.

    Anyways this chick wanted to hook up, I look at the picture, seem ok, her personality was like a pineapple tho. But I'm like meh, whatever, so she told me to come to her place, I'm like no bitch you come here, I'll fkn uber you. Then she's like Nah I'm too lazy asshole i'll uber ur ass. I'm like fk u I'm lazier, I'm not even going to leave my room. She's like i'm not leaving my bed fucktard. Then I realized something...

    .. I'm am a pineapple too (semi-true somewhat story)

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  • What kind of music do robots listen?

    Heavy metal ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • a racist, a sexist, and moron walk into a bar, upon taking their seat the barkeep then asks "what can I get you Mr. President?"

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  • what reason why 6 is afraid of 7 ?

    because ...

    7 ate (8) 9

    i know its lame but cheer up life is too short to feel so sad

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  • You. You are a joke๐Ÿ˜Š

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