Most Helpful Girl
I don't remember who sang this but I used to work at a mexican restaurant and they played radio music there - there was one song about chasing people with knives that made me very uncomfortable and suspicious of the people at the restaurant - how a normal and loving person could enjoy that type of music - and how to react if these people weren't so normal and weren't so loving.
Most Helpful Guy
The Spice Girls, any or all of them. What a pile of shit.