Why did I have to fall for my best friend?

[Bananaman177]

If there is no problem, don't create one where none exists.

You gotta Sha-la-la-la-la-la-KISS de gurl, motherfucker. Or whatever that crab sings. Okay? Be a man, take her hand, lay her down, make her understand, you know what I'm saying? They used to call it the "Horizontal Bop."

I'm talking about procreation. New Life. Wheatfields on Mars. Asteroid mining. The first space stations around other stars. And by then we'll be cloning, not breeding populations, so give this chick the D while you still can. Put it in her. It's important. Don't fuck around, She's gonna wind up being Jesse's girl. Who the fuck is Jesse? You don't want to find out. Get there before Jesse, fool. That's the whole trick of life.

[TheReturnOfTheGrump]

Because you are a super manipulative spawn of Satan.. Stop ypur lies and chaos and deception already. Ohh I hope that divine turns on you for trying to screw me over..