And this makes me so sad.
I feel like people who have dimples are so blessed. They're naturally cute ALL THE FREAKING TIME.
Woe is me.
- YES. I am so sad that I too am bereft of dimples. I am strongly considering using this chopstick over here to carve out a dimple or two :o
- NO. I have dimples. And therefore, I am better than you. I scoff at you and your miserable, dimple-less existence, which we all know, is no life at all. You poor sub-human creature, you.
- NO. I don't give a flying fig about dimples. Also... I would like to include you in my will.