We've been together for a long time. We started dating about five years ago. Admittedly, I should have seen this coming. He walked on me some even then, but now that we are married and are around one another more often, I feel the problem has escalated. It is beginning to tear us a part...
It's just that, he walks so quietly and he is so much taller than me. I know he doesn't always see me, but - still - I like to be close to him. We've implemented a bell collar for myself and squeaker shoes for my husband, and still nothing works. I cannot get out from under foot and he cannot stop stepping on me. I feel like we have come to an impasse. I've contemplated the idea of possibly trying stilts, but I just don't know if I'm willing to go that far. Please, any and all advice is welcome. Our marriage is on the line, and I would hate for it to fall a part over something as trivial as a few bruised toes.
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why don't you just hop on his back when you get home from work, tie yourself in and have him carry you around where ever he goes. He could wear a special saddle, you could harness yourself onto him, and get on with what ever you usually do while following him.1