What would you consider the male equivalent of "Don't get your panties in a bunch" to be since most men don't wear panties?
What Girls Said 5
Hmm, don't let your boxers ride your crack?2
Hakuna your tatas, I tell my boyfriend this and everytime he chuckles at it xD1
Don't get your knickers in a twist2
i still say "don't get ur panties in a twist" because it pisses them off3
Don't get your dick bent out of shape.2
What Guys Said 7
One of my gym buddies was acting like a little girl at something even after I apologize, so I told him to stop pmsing.
But, that just made him more mad lmao3
i just tell guys stop acting like a little bitch1
I think it works just fine for anyone honestly.2
Don't kill your boner?
Don't get your draws in a bind.1
Slow your roll works pretty well with most folks.1
Don't get your balls tangled.1