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Use deodorant daily before going outside. If you feel like you're sweating throughout the day, carry a small deodorant with you as well, especially if you don't have time for a shower. Otherwise, take showers.
Okay how do you take a shower I seriously don't know how
Here you go m8. You're welcome 🙋https://youtu.be/FCichOcSqz0
Shower daily with soap, wash your hair with good smelling shampoo and conditioner, use deodorant, use good smelling lotion and maybe use cologne.
Okay how do you use soap
You can't be serious.
I am 100% serious I really don't know how to take a shower
I'll humor you. Get a small towel, turn your shower on, then take the soap and rub it on the towel with some water from the shower, let it lather up and rub the lathered towel all over your body especially where it stinks most. Repeat until you feel clean.
Ok how do you get a good lather on the small towel
rub the soap on it with water.
Okay how do you wash your body i'm sorry I'm just so embarrassed because I don't know how
Rub the soapy towel everywhere.
Okay what body parts specifically
Armpits, genitals, butt, and everywhere else. I suggest that you should utilize the internet in other ways if you really don't know and want really specific answers.
Okay thanks what kind of soap should I use what do you use
I use African black soap or Castile soap but any brand and kind of soap will work.
I recommend old Spice lol
How do I use it
There's body wash, deodorant and spray you can use. The smell lasts a long time.
Okay how do you use the body wash
You can get a loofah, rag or even use your hand to lather is everywhere on your body.
Okay how do you get a good lather
Using it with water to form a sudsy consistency
Okay how do You use a loofah with body wash
Lol you just put the body wash on it and kind of make the loofah sudsy enough to lather your body
Okay how do you lather your body
Lol by putting soap in your hands and rubbing it everywhere. It's fairly simple
Okay how do you wash your body
Lol I have a shower sponge.
Okay how do you use it
The same way. I pour my body wash on it, run it under water to make sure it's sudsy and wash my body
Okay what body parts specifically should I wash
Everything lol don't miss an inch
Tell me how
And what do you mean everywhere
No. Now I just feel like you're being a perv haha
I really don't know how or what to wash
Head to toe. Just not your eyeballs. It burns like a mofo.
I really need help
I don't really know how to explain it. Just rub it everywhere and make sure you clean everything, especially your junk. If you're one to sweat, well it's gonna smell bad lol
Rub what everywhere
I do smell bad
The body wash
Okay where should I rub specifically
Everywhere. Your entire body. Even your face. Hell even your hair.
Okay tell me the body parts specifically
Lol your neck, chest, arms, abdomen, your junk, don't forget the backside, your legs, feet, hair, face. I'm pretty sure I didn't miss anything
Okay thank maybe you could just give me a bath That would be a lot easier
Lol I used to bathe the elderly. I don't forsee me giving anyone else a bath unless it's my own child
I could be your child 👶
Oh no lol
I'm serious I always wanted to be an adult baby 👶
Umm no. Maybe when you're old, someone will bathe you.
I want someone to do it now
Can't help you there hun
Why can't you help me
Long fucking troll train ya got here.Whoo-whoo...
I'm not trolling i'm serious
Bahahahaha I find it amusing
Okay whatever you say
Soap is a nice start
Soo you don't know how to wash orrr... Any soap will do find a scent you like and go to work
Yeah I don't know how to wash
Don't play with me lol just let the water hit you dude
I really don't know how to take a shower please help me
i said what to do
No you didn't
reread my responses
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