Would you buy the Flatulence Deodoriser (Flat D)?

Unsure what it is? Well it's an underwear patch that makes your "farts" smell like mint.
NO KIDDING!! It's apparently on sale...
Would you buy the Flatulence Deodoriser (Flat D)?




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Most Helpful Guy

  • Oh dear lord o. O Whatever next! lmao!

    I'm not sure that a dark patch at the back of your pants is a good thing, from a distance it might look like you've crapped yourself.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • No. I heard about this. I had no idea it was real

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What Guys Said 21

  • I like it for the mint effect especially playing football or basketball and sweating afterwards would make me smell minty. The patch would come in handy to for a bad case of the runs. lol.

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  • nah. seems like an unnecessary purchase

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  • That's a good idea actually lol. No lol, I don't have that issue though. I thought I would with the amount of produce I eat, but I think my body uses it all instead of it sort of "rotting" like with beans lol.

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    • So no to minty farts? 🙈🙊😂 maybe if they had it in cherry you'd be slightly interested? I'm kidding 😉 I bet you smell good all the time though 🙄

  • But my farts would still be uncovered because as soon as people would smell mint, they'd know what it is and where it came from and would be disgusted anyway.

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  • I will not buy it. But if you can send me the free samples , I will try it to see how it works. By the way what is the price?

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  • Oh my goodness sis... don't say they'll call my ba... "peppermints" than :-( :o
    Sjeez on the list of useless inventions this is the nr 1 with a margin!

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    • Bringing you the quirkiest (maybe even the weirdest) questions to you dear brother 😂 It reminds me of the nicotine patch smokers use to prevent the urge. Yet this one encourages you o go for that urge 😂😅

  • Uhhhhhhh /=

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  • I bet you're wearing a pair right now :P

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    • I invented my own. My farts now smell like choc chip cookies 🙃

    • Would be weird if you did that as you were actually making choc chip cookies lol :P

    • I would laugh ha!

      *mm smells like chocolate chip cookies!*

      "I haven't been baking 😐😅"

  • this is what the world has waited for

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  • naah
    i'd still torture people with the bad smell of my fart. haha

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  • Nope. I don't by the poopiour (sp?) either.

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  • No I wouldn't, the whole point of farting is so others can smell it's stickiness.

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  • People will still know.

    Hey Jim you're smelling a bit minty today

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  • Don't girls farts smell like strawberries anyway?

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  • get me few

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  • When you wrote "flat d" I thought of something else

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  • Only if they also make them sound like "DING DONG!!!".

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  • A human air freshener! Just tickle em till they fart :p

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    • A human air freshener? That actually had a better ring to it then the so called "Flatulence Deodoriser"

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    • A common fetish that I wouldn't be surprised to exist

    • Some 'fetishes' are clearly mental illnesses.

  • yes i would

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  • yes, sure

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  • doesn't matter to me. i can't fart out of my ass right now anyway. i have what's called an ostemy currently. until i have part of my intestine cut out

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    • Out of sheer curiosity, where do you fart from?

    • comes out of a little red ball on my stomach

What Girls Said 7

  • lmao no

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  • lilac yes mint no. mint is nice fresh but mint does not smell good on people , and its used too often to cover up bad smells.

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  • lel I wouldn't.

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  • Hahahaha, my god someone must have been bored when they invented this.

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  • No. I'm sure no.

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  • I laughed. People are indeed crazy :p. Why would anyone invent something like that?

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    • Haha needing money I presume. I found it amusing too 😋

  • no ı wouldn't buy it

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