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Can't wear a skirt or dress; I just don't have the legs for it. Although I do have a nice butt...maybe I could pull off the skirt. ...not literally. Geesh, you women are all the same; perverts.
...well, okay, maybe literally! But you'd better at least buy me drinks first. I may be easy, but I'm not che...no, wait. I am cheap. Okay, buy me a beer and we're good to go! :)