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Are you an orphanage? Cuz I wanna give you some kids.1
Note: Me being a black guy
"How about I put up a road sign and "black top" you?"
Hello my name is Will, Gods Will lol. ( lol I couldn't even type that with a straight face )
The funniest pickup line I heard was when I used to live in Egypt. Some guys would say "The pyramid is empty ;)" LOL. I'm having a hard-time properly translating the whole sentence but it goes something like "Let's go to the sarcophagus and throw out Hatshepsut (A queen), the pyramid is empty and Khufu (A pharaoh) is content." When said in Arabic, it rhymes. I always found it hilarious.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.
You have nice fun bags
Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up ;)
Lol my favorite: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van
Now I ain't calling you a liar, but ma'am, your pants are on fire!
You will never be my equal. C'mon, let's bang in my man cave.
You're hotter than chip fat
Is you're name C3P0 or R2D2 cause you're definitely the droids I'm looking for!
"I would love to serve you breakfast in bed, beautiful."
Good luck. xx
I lost my teddy bear :(
Mind if I sleep with you? 😉
You must be a banana because I find you a peeling.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
Are you an earthquake? Because you rock my world!
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