Don't go bacon my heart
I'm kind of a big dill
You don't miss a beet, do you
Most Helpful Guy
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.
Most Helpful Girl
I saw a question once where a guy claimed he looked like a potato. It was closed, but a friend of mine gave me what would have been the best answer ever:
"Don't call yourself a potato, I'm sure you're a real SPUD muffin."
... Ahhh? Ahhhh?
I'll see myself out.