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I usually only get Pepsi with no ice. I don't drink when I'm out. The last thing I need is a drunk driving charge and since I go out alone I don't have a designated driver. If I do by chance happen to go out with friends I'm usually elected the designated driver.
I've also been the designated drunk too. If the place is being watched by the pigs I'll stagger out to my car, drop the keys several times and bend at the waist to pick them up and show the pigs my ass. While they're watching me and as soon as I open the door the swoop in on me like buzzards for the kill my drunk friends are escaping. After the field sobriety test and the breathalizer and I have a zero blood alcohol content they ask me what's going on. I tell them I'm the designated drunk. That really pisses them off!
When I'm home for beer I like Thirsty Dog's "Old Leghumper (a dark porter)" or "Siberian Night (a Russian Imperial stout)", just about any wine, preferably my own private stock usually a few years old, Wild Turkey on ice, Jack Daniels on ice, Makers Mark on ice, Hooch fresh out of the still or I'll make a slush out of some of my 190 proof Hooch and brandy with ice in the blender till it's like a slushie.