I'm going to a party Saturday and I'm going to be drinking. I have to be home by 11:30 and I don't want to seem intoxicated when I get home as my parents might notice. Any tips on how to sober up fast?
Most Helpful Girl
Best time of all: DONT DRINK!!! Your underage and will end up in the slammer if your caught.
Also it's physically impossible. There's not any way0
Most Helpful Guy
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but here we go:
Alcohol metabolizes at a constant rate.
It's one drink per hour. Now there's a lot more that goes into that. You won't be drunk off of one drink. But you aren't just doing one drink, are you? Probably not. So let's go through a scenario.
You go to the party at 7PM. You start out by downing 4 shots of 70 proof liquor in the first 15 minutes. An hour later, you down 4 more. You're 8 drinks deep now in 2 hours. Your BAC will be at or near 0.08 at this point; you'll be showing signs of intoxication. Suppose you can stop at this point. It'll take 8 hours, roughly, for you to be totally sober at this point. But let's say you don't. You push the envelope and do 5 more shots on a dare an hour later, and 5 more before you go. You're now going to be around 0.14; your speech will be slurred, you'll probably stagger a little. You'll show clear impairment.
The best thing to do is not drink, especially when you're underage. But if you do choose to do it, do it like a responsible adult would. 1 drink per hour.0