How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

So I paid this ugly homeless chick 5$ to lick my Tootsie pop she has been trying for 1 hour 34 minutes and 57 seconds and it's starting to gross me out because she only has 4 teeth and ain't none of them neighbors how much longer do you think it will take her to get to the center?

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  • This has to be the most try hard troll post I have ever seen.

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  • Be patient. Buy her a pair of nice stockings and heels, she will break on through to the other side lickity split.

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  • "1 atwooo a three, crunch... how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop, the world may never know"

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  • 50000

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  • 2738 is what MIT found out using a licking machine

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    • wow... so are you telling me I'm going to have to pay her another 5$?

    • We're I live minimum wage is $15/ hour so I'm guessing $55 to $70 more if you don't want to break the law

    • she's all methed out she won't say anything 5$ is 5$

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