Most Helpful Guy
Honest answer (from someone who drinks alcohol socially)-
Beer: Literal piss (at least, the better the beer is, the more it tastes like piss)
Wine: A somewhat sweet flavor, but overriden with bitterness
Rum: Way too diverse to explain
Hard liquor (like vodka): A taste so strong and throat-burny, it will take a while not to cough after swallowing it
Most Helpful Girl
Beer tastes like piss, and wine is sort of bitter as well, but it doesn't taste bad. It also doesn't burn like whiskey or vodka, but just gives you a nice warmth throughout your body.