Most Helpful Guy
The scene is set: The loving couple are having a cosy night in. He goes off to the kitchen and can't decide what she'd like, so he chooses both, all mixed into a bowl - In he walks and asks her...
"Dear darling, would one like to indulge some S&M tonight?"
Be careful what you ask for ;-)
Most Helpful Girl
Oink! Oink! Both! LOL!