Which do you order?

Which do you order?

Do to mechanical failure, you find that you're gonna be stuck at LaGuardia for 13 hours. You decide to saunter to the bar and get a drink. The bar has a very limited menu, so you must decide between one of the seven options. Which do you choose, and why?

Keep in mind... you're going to have to say the name of the drink out loud in front of a packed bar.
"Bartender, I'd like a ********, please." :)
  • Which do you order?Suck, Bang & Blow
    Vote A
  • Which do you order?Red-Headed Slut
    Vote B
  • Which do you order?Cock Sucking Cowboy
    Vote C
  • Which do you order?Royal Fuck
    Vote D
  • Which do you order?Blow Job
    Vote E
  • Which do you order?Creamy Pussy
    Vote F
  • Which do you order?Tight Snatch
    Vote G
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  • I would be willing to loudly order any, but I'm not sure I could drink any of those abominations.

    After I shout out this list of profanity, can I please have a damn whiskey?

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  • Can't I just get a goddamn margarita, Pima colada, or maybe a Mexican Chiwawa?
    (Last one includes:
    Shot of 1800
    Kahlua
    Sweet n' Sour
    Ginger Ale

    I'd even be willing to get down on hands and knees and drink it out of a bowl too if you truly insisted?

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    • "Sorry sir, there's no substitutions. Are you sure you wouldn't like a blow job or something? "

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    • Wait can I get a combo? A Royal Fucking Blowjob please?

    • I can make sure you get both, but you'll have to combine them yourself. House rules...

  • I would get sooooo many blowjobs. If they don't catch me for being underage that is.

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    • It doesn't matter that you're underage. Drinks at LaGuardia cost $137.00 each. They have the cops in their back pocket. :)

    • In that case I would die a little inside and hope for one on the house

    • The first one is free.

  • Borat have all of these a drinks please. Once bought I will a mix thems all together into one a large drink and call it "Sexy Time"! High five!

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  • A Royal Fuck. Because who doesn't want a royal fuck? But if they have all these drinks, then I'm sure the bartender could use all his talents to skillfully pour me a whisky neat, which is what I really want. I mean, c'mon!

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  • I don't know what's in most of them, making it difficult to decide which drink I want. But based solely on the name alone, id ask for a tight snatch.

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    • "Would you like your Tight Snatch, shaken or stirred?"

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    • Maybe things will start picking up soon... :)

    • I hope so.

      And not because I just want to have sex but because it's important psychologically when you are with someone you trust. I might be lonely but I also have to be smart.

  • I'll have a Red Headed Slut, a Blow Job & a Creamy Pussy thanks...

    And a glass of water to drink.

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    • "How do you like your Creamy Pussies? With or without ice? Would you like a little umbrella in it?"

  • I tell red headed slut at the red headed bar tender

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  • The blow job looks good, I’m only 40 minutes away from LaGuardia so I’ll just take an Uber home and gets some sleep and come back tomorrow 😊

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  • I'll have to red headed sluts... oh and 3 margaritas for us πŸ˜‰

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  • How about.
    Sex on the beach
    Buttery Nipple.

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    • Sorry, sir... but there's a Red Robin down the road...

  • Blowjob looks quite tasty tho

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  • Red headed slut, easy

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  • I'll take a red-headed slut.

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  • I'd try a red-headed slut.

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  • I'd like a BLOW JOB please

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  • Got any liquor

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  • Blow job looks good

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  • Suck, bang, blow

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  • Red-headed Slut

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  • 2 tight snatches would be just lovely

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