Would Your Rather Get Drunk With A Chimpanzee, A Moose, A Giraffe, A Duck Or A Dog?

Question

A Chimpanzee

A Moose.

A Giraffe

A Duck.

A Dog.

Select age and gender to cast your vote:

GirlGuy

Answer 1

stupidgrls

Xper 4

Most definitely a duck so that it pukes in the water it lives in and I don't have to clean up also I'd like to see what a duck high of alcohol acts like.

Static_In_The_Attic

18 d
That’s a good move & you better tell the duck not to fly just to be in the safe side.
stupidgrls

18 d
Don't worry good sir, I'll be the responsible adult and protect my dear duck from all possible harms

Answer 2

Static_In_The_Attic

That’s a good move & you better tell the duck not to fly just to be in the safe side.

Answer 3

stupidgrls

Don't worry good sir, I'll be the responsible adult and protect my dear duck from all possible harms

Answer 4

Quackthulu | 82 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Guru

Well, considering the fact that alcohol is poisonous to all but one of the animals on that list that kinda narrows it down.

Static_In_The_Attic

18 d
Good move.

Answer 5

Static_In_The_Attic

Good move.

Answer 6

Flower7 | 356 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Guru

The chimpanzee seems fun. I feel like I'd probably get hurt by a drunk moose or a drunk giraffe.

OceanMelon

17 d
You can also get hurt by a drunk Chimp
Static_In_The_Attic

17 d
@OceanMelon the chimpanzee might throw a banana at her.

Answer 7

OceanMelon

You can also get hurt by a drunk Chimp

Answer 8

Static_In_The_Attic

@OceanMelon the chimpanzee might throw a banana at her.

Answer 9

Brainsbeforebeauty | 164 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Guru

A chimpanzee, I've drank with a chump so why not a chimp 🤣

Static_In_The_Attic

18 d
Oh hell yeah & just hope the chimpanzee doesn’t throw bananas at you.
Brainsbeforebeauty

18 d
Why, snack for when get hungry.. drinks and dinner, win win 🙊🍌🍌 lol

Answer 10

Static_In_The_Attic

Oh hell yeah & just hope the chimpanzee doesn’t throw bananas at you.

Answer 11

Brainsbeforebeauty

Why, snack for when get hungry.. drinks and dinner, win win 🙊🍌🍌 lol

Answer 12

pigoat | 271 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Guru

I don't drink

I would need to see how i am when I'm drunk first

Answer 13

Gwenhwyfar | 136 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Guru

One of those black laughing ducks

Static_In_The_Attic

18 d
Well at least you have someone to laugh with & I just hope the duck doesn’t try to fly after drinking because the duck might get a FWD, Flying while drunk instead of a DUI.

Answer 14

Static_In_The_Attic

Well at least you have someone to laugh with & I just hope the duck doesn’t try to fly after drinking because the duck might get a FWD, Flying while drunk instead of a DUI.

Answer 15

OceanMelon | 124 opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Xper 7

The Dog

Static_In_The_Attic

17 d
Cheers to woof woof!

Answer 16

Static_In_The_Attic

Cheers to woof woof!

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